Strange Substrates
Bougie B*tch Aroid Mix
Bougie B*tch Aroid Mix
5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
Bougie B*tch aroid mix and Thirsty B*tch aroid mix – the crème de la crème of growing mediums for your most pampered green babies. Crafted for the distinguished leaves and discerning roots, Bougie B*tch is where haute couture meets horticulture.
Imagine a world where your plants sip on moisture as if it were a fine champagne, basking in the perfect balance of hydration and aeration. Our exclusive blend ensures your green treasures enjoy a 5-star retreat, with every particle engineered to cradle roots in opulence while whispering sweet nothings of air flow to ensure they never suffocate from too much love.
Not only does Bougie and Thirsty Bitch promise unparalleled luxury for your foliage, make sure your plants are living their best life, lounging in a medium that's more pampered than your last spa day.
Forget about those pedestrian potting soils; elevate your gardening game Because let's face it, your Monstera didn't choose the high-maintenance life, the high-maintenance life chose it. Give your plants the VIP treatment they deserve – because if you've invested in plants that require a trust fund to maintain, shouldn't their growing medium match their pedigree?
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I'm a repeat customer of Strange Substrate, and for good reason! Their products are top-notch, and I trust Ashley's expertise in selecting the best products for my plants..
Awesome mix, I've already begun my repotting and the substrates seem perfect for the job. Thanks! Already placed my next order of other types!
Probably THE MOST PERFECT SOIL. Easy to use, the plants start responding just hours after putting them in it. Super clean and brilliantly done. Cannot get over how amazing this soil is. From my heart - Thank you. The fact I can afford something this brilliantly is just Amazing.
Top quality plant dirt! My babies are thriving and very happy!
My Monstera D will be in this from now on., along with some of my philos. I'm using it today on some of my other fussy, yet just a tad less fussy than some of my other plants, like my thai constellation and my mint monstra. For them I'll be using Bougie and the rest I'll be using Unicorn.