Strange Substrates

Selecting the perfect soil for your fussy, high-maintenance houseplants is like picking the right outfit for a diva! One size fits all? Not a chance! That's why we have a variety of formulas and textures to meet all their quirky needs.

- **Tiny Pots & Drama Queens**: Got plants with thin leaves and slim roots? They need fluffy, moisture-retaining mediums because they can't store water for long. Think of it as giving them a cozy, plush bathrobe to lounge in.
- **Big Pots & Beefy Plants**: For those with thick leaves and chunky roots, they need bigger air pockets. It's like giving them a spacious, airy loft where they can stretch out and breathe easy.

**Our Fab Soil Picks:**
- **For Petite, Thirsty Plants**: "Thirsty," "Hoya," and "Begonia" mixes are like a spa day in a bag.
- **For Big, Bougie Plants**: "Original Bougie" and "Anthurium" mixes offer VIP air flow and extra room to strut their stuff.

This is just your starter guide! Feel free to mix and match. Maybe combine a moisture-loving mix with a chunky one for those plants that just can't decide. If you tend to underwater, go for the mix with the most moisture capacity. If you're the type who loves to water constantly, our chunky girls will fit right into your plant care routine!

No matter what, our substrates are designed to keep the airflow and moisture just right, ensuring your plants thrive like the fabulous divas they are!